How To Handle Your School
by Roy Apps

It is a dark and stormy night, when our expert is kidnapped and taken to a jungle retreat - a kind of I'm a Celebrity venue  where bands of tough children are more than happy coping with tanks of snakes, ponds of crocs etc. But when faced with a band full of teachers or a band full of enemies, they turn to jelly. Why? The answer is obvious, everyone at school - teachers, caretakers, friends and enemies have been reading HTH books and are now immune to normal handling techniques.